So, the potato-faced stool sample that is Jeremy Clarkson may just have stuck his rear end out too far this time. Well, good riddance - quite apart from anything else he hasn't actually been funny for a good 10 years.

Anyway, there is a lot of talk this side of the pond about who might replace him, and in all seriousness I think I might have the answer.

Doug DeMuro manages to be consistently funny, irreverent, informative, all those good things... without recourse to the sort of over-the-top xenophobia, shock tactics and scapegoating that JC would have you believe is essential for your 'entertainment'.

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Coincidentally Jalopnik are (no doubt with tongue in cheek) suggesting that JC might be induced to go and write for them (http://jalopnik.com/hey-jeremy-cla… ). So how about a free transfer? I think it'd be a win-win...

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