So, the potato-faced stool sample that is Jeremy Clarkson may just have stuck his rear end out too far this time. Well, good riddance - quite apart from anything else he hasn't actually been funny for a good 10 years.
I absolutely have to share this with you. If the Ramones and L7 got together and wrote a song during a power cut this would pretty much be it:
"Say what you will, but clutch/brake/feather gas/clutch/clutch/brake/gas/shift 1st to 2nd/2nd to 1st/brake/clutch for 45 minutes each way is not how I enjoy spending the first hour of my day. I'll never buy a DD with one"